Until I saw Dora and that bird, I thought something was wrong with my eyes! Scoob, Taz… maybe lay off the carrots?

I totally want this! Ghost mermaid ftw.

I totally want this! Ghost mermaid ftw.

I totally forgot that Scary-Crayon has a blog. BUT NOW I REMEMBER. It’s like that scene in that one episode of “Doctor Who,” only without future humans with pointy teeth and a fob watch and a blue alien chick getting electrocuted.

Wakka wakka

Wakka wakka

Pirate Fairy? Sign me up!

Pirate Fairy? Sign me up!

When the evil Redder attacks…

When the evil Redder attacks…

Banana, shrimp, stuffing, and coconut shavings. And sake. And ghost pepper hot sauce. Because I can, damnit.

Banana, shrimp, stuffing, and coconut shavings. And sake. And ghost pepper hot sauce. Because I can, damnit.

Gross :(

Gross :(

Why does this tumblr app keep uploading the same pics multiple times? :(

I work ouuuut~

I work ouuuut~

I’d rather play this than Cards Against Humanity any day of the week. RAINBOW MAGIC, son!!

I’d rather play this than Cards Against Humanity any day of the week. RAINBOW MAGIC, son!!

I was super excited about these when they were announced… but now I see them and I’m super disappointed. The legs aren’t articulated! The neck’s not even articulated. What the hell is the point of this thing?

I was super excited about these when they were announced… but now I see them and I’m super disappointed. The legs aren’t articulated! The neck’s not even articulated. What the hell is the point of this thing?

If that isn’t some racist shit…

If that isn’t some racist shit…

That might be the sweetest in-package pose I’ve ever seen for a Power Rangers figure.

That might be the sweetest in-package pose I’ve ever seen for a Power Rangers figure.

Well played, Dollar Tree.

Well played, Dollar Tree.