Pirate Fairy? Sign me up!

Pirate Fairy? Sign me up!

When the evil Redder attacks…

When the evil Redder attacks…

Banana, shrimp, stuffing, and coconut shavings. And sake. And ghost pepper hot sauce. Because I can, damnit.

Banana, shrimp, stuffing, and coconut shavings. And sake. And ghost pepper hot sauce. Because I can, damnit.

Gross :(

Gross :(

Why does this tumblr app keep uploading the same pics multiple times? :(

I work ouuuut~

I work ouuuut~

I’d rather play this than Cards Against Humanity any day of the week. RAINBOW MAGIC, son!!

I’d rather play this than Cards Against Humanity any day of the week. RAINBOW MAGIC, son!!

I was super excited about these when they were announced… but now I see them and I’m super disappointed. The legs aren’t articulated! The neck’s not even articulated. What the hell is the point of this thing?

I was super excited about these when they were announced… but now I see them and I’m super disappointed. The legs aren’t articulated! The neck’s not even articulated. What the hell is the point of this thing?

If that isn’t some racist shit…

If that isn’t some racist shit…

That might be the sweetest in-package pose I’ve ever seen for a Power Rangers figure.

That might be the sweetest in-package pose I’ve ever seen for a Power Rangers figure.

Well played, Dollar Tree.

Well played, Dollar Tree.

Well played, Dollar Tree.

Well played, Dollar Tree.

Hmmm… so they finally made an alicorn Twilight Sparkle that doesn’t share a body with Cadance and Luna.

Yes, I typed that sentence and my testicles didn’t shrink into oblivion.

Hmmm… so they finally made an alicorn Twilight Sparkle that doesn’t share a body with Cadance and Luna.

Yes, I typed that sentence and my testicles didn’t shrink into oblivion.

I guess someone really needed a Dollar Tree fakie…

I guess someone really needed a Dollar Tree fakie…

I am really, really bothered by this Hobgoblin.

I am really, really bothered by this Hobgoblin.